because my mother insisted i do a full work out while doing my stint at the hospital, i learned i have a fatty liver. so now my alcohol consumption for the last three weeks has been next to nothing. ryan, a very good friend, celebrated his birthday last saturday and when we went out for drinks, i ordered shirley temple. i was like 'damn, i'm now reduced to shirley fucking temple.'
then, as sort of an epiphany, i remembered that shirley temples on this side of the world uses sodas in exchange of the ginger ale (in this case, sprite). and because they have also found out i have ulcers in my stomach, carbonated drinks were a no-no as well. i didn't dare finish the rest of my drink. now you know how sucky my life is.
so, my advice, dear readers, is that never go on an executive check up if you still want the finer things in life. because if you do, you will be reduced to... well... drinking water for the rest of your life.
Tuesday, September 23, 2008
wow, i can't drink anymore
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i don't drink alcohol, and only drink soda when we eat out. i can say, that once you get used to it, it i snot really something you 'll miss. food is a different story for me though :)
by the way, in your previous post, you gushed about richard being so good looking....don't you find his face a little (or more) gay? just curious...
i'm on water now only. trust me, it's good if you close your eyes and say, "ohm."
LOL, kidding aside, i hope everything goes well. alcohol and i have never mixed, so i can only imagine what you're going through.
That's tough... I enjoy going out to bars every Friday with my buds... to unwind from work.
But on the serious side... at least your health won't deteriorate. Early detection, early prevention...
Oh, btw I recently finally returned to blogging yesterday. Posted something new. :)
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